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-- 作者： tianling2066
-- 發表時間： 2010/12/04 02:26am
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1. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: cut off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
teacher said: too lazy to hand it will break?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to think that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
2. Taiwan businessmen doing business in China,
the family in Taiwan,
like to run every night so sensual place.
One day he was unfortunately caught the public security,
MTP was built a \
he was very upset,
then spent some money through relationship,
want to remove this term was indecent.
over a week,
friend told him to run out.
he thought, how can not do on the mainland as long as the money thing? After he received MTP
excitedly opened it,
which impressively built a three characters:
non ****。
He later by those who want to put a stronger non-****
knocked off three words,
because he felt it was indecent words,
so This must take account of this matter resolved.
because next month he will be back to Taiwan ....
friends with his repeated assurances,
be no problem,
is absolutely essential etiquette.
Then, after a week,
friends came to him and said: This is really good it!
He quickly took the MTP to have a look,
says:
African prostitution Huochong
3. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night everyone sleeping in a bed, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and make sure there is no connectivity with the outside world ...
results, put a ass.
4. I once went to high school and several students
see his teacher's house,
it was an old man, before leaving,
left us with some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher keep close ties with laptop case squad, said:
\a netizen,
time coming,
friends not far from pointing to an ugly girl said to the driver:
\see, after waiting there? \
other MM buy something when you do not think it inappropriate,
coffee on the counter.
waiter asked: \
day did not wear glasses,
dimly lit cafe,
my price tag hard to see or not see ... ...
say the sentence: \
Waiter: \
\
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: \? \Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. Work of a brother,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not die a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
\
day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got anything in the ground scurrying ~
be any class immediately screamed
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large majority of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
10. pirated CDs:
-Are you serious? (Are you serious you?)
-No, I'm kidding. (No, I'm kidding.)
Translation movies :
- you Xilaruisi you?
- No, I'm Kai Ding ..
11. freshman year,
even bedroom one morning a buddy
found that there are half a pillow large black moth,
Bel feel depressed.
mentioned it was about to throw,
surprised to find teeth marks on the wings of moths. . . . . .
full bedroom Puhan semester! ! !
12. and a woman having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
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pending in the window one day wash your hair,
to be finished,
hair toss for the star-shaped,
fingers to the noodle shop,
shouted: eat a small plane across friends, How are you!
14. Zhongguancun day cruise to the students,
a hawker Couguo ask,
\br> 15. before college,
night for a while before we all have to gossip.
once said, if the criminals turn night into the bedroom how to do?
(at that time was reported that there were a girl bedroom had been raped)
a sister, said: saw him turn on the balcony, everyone on!
\*** He,
get him exhausted and death of people,
so he will pass our building, had to pass away! \talk in your sleep,
One night I was up and drink water,
who knows he suddenly yelled out: \and continued to talk in your sleep,
murmured:
\,
sitting on the table next to a Guangbang Zi's fat.
giant fat, the meat is lifting the upper body.
half-eaten,
pager rang (9 years time) we saw is not us.
Bayao above results to see the fat man turned up the meat,
glanced down the meat after the paging operator, received from eating.
We were a table of beautiful women on the hilarious.
18. Baidu know
Jiqiu papers: The Artistic Conception of Chinese Art
reward points: 0 - to solve the time :2007-6-22 18:24
Jiqiu Paper: An Analysis of China Artistic Mood
2500 words ~ 3000 words
you some help out, first thank you out!
of Chinese Artistic Mood
reward points: 0 - to solve the time :2007-6-24 14:12
Lake Master Arts classmates Introduction I teach you the art teacher at! About views of Chinese Artistic Mood paper copy in order to prevent you! I have to search on Baidu in China Artistic Mood of the first 40 pages of all visited all the pages! is still going on here the other! please your attention! to your own mind!!
19. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
20. One day, A king shit in the toilet,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the toilet.
At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
\Then, once sang:
\to the collection, stumbled when natural test.
my turn on the car, start walking, open sound, the examiner did not speak, sitting next to.
Suddenly, the examiner said to me, come on, the students.
suddenly, I was thrilled, and my heart warm current, I thought, how good examiners, ah, know that I am nervous, but also encouraged me.
So I smiled and said to the examiner, thank examiners.
examiner surprised a moment, seemed a bit helpless. It's that open, turn over, the examiner again one, come on!
I had a warm, touched one, or a smile, thank you Examiner!
examiner seemed more silent, suppressing facial expression, shaking his head.
approaching the finish line, the examiner said impatiently 3 times, come on! Come on! Students.
grateful words to say before I export, the examiner pointed to my bulging body right foot stepped on the accelerator, said:
my feet you step on the gas fuel, not for you Come on! Do you think this is the Olympics, I see you game, ah!
22. night, one bedroom sleeping four,
still chasing three girls in the discussion of how the 1st confession,
lively discussion was positive,
sleeping awake that:
Han also mention, we will go to sleep .....
23. Peking University graduate and undergraduate campuses are separate,
graduate student in a campus named Willow.
in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the place North Division One bicycle parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read, \. \
once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate struggle for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is Who , true cattle X, so many bikes! \1.
he cried.
No. 1 in our class to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
I That students scratched his head,
hold back a long answer to the sentence:
guide ~ ~ ~ (for the second tone)
25. our dormitory buddies strong violence,
day he found There are mosquito nets,
busy grasping for a long time did not catch,
man says with a sigh:
\\
nets or something:
day he found a fly flew into the nets even,
told us: \Yeah, but resistant to hungry flies, it seems that you are relying on, but his \kept fans waved edge,
is to keep the flies landing,
two hours after the results,
flies finally fly farther.
prodding fly over to peer, said:
\br> \time carrying a gun \\\also eat raw meat? \, and next time I travel to Lhasa to live in your home ah. \? \hellip; hellip; hellip; hellip; hellip; hellip;!
how not riding it?
\camels and donkeys.
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write \three chances,
the first time I shot Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is the school.
27. I'm in college, \br> dormitory toilets blocked,
a buddy volunteered,
said he went through the,
with a stick with the two-meter-long force poke holes in the toilet,
Sure enough, after three times through a,
water also washed several times,
good effect,
I just want to boast that he found the cave's actually a very strong light,
carefully to look old was stabbed through the sewer,
downstairs in large,
who we rushed downstairs to have flashed before....
28. my college roommate ,
have a drink before a holiday,
was drunk,
stairs up to the 3rd floor corridor to see the water,
suddenly lifted him out of two brothers ,
said something:
\one down!!!
this tour four or five meters, finally being pulled up
29. We have to go night-night dorm
or playing field is out, and his wife's,
back late,
call us to open the door,
and then we let them on the slogan,
king cover ground tiger,
pagoda Town Creek demon,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat the yellow is definitely not open the door.
have a winter evening under the fish,
the wind is getting bigger,
a buddy die cold,
back to knock on the door,
nor a signal,
directly in that call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.
the sound of loud, we live in a building, 3rd floor are heard....
30. I am very serious upper dysmenorrhea,
to the cycle time to be in bed rest.
those of us sitting on her bed while roommate take care of her and talking.
time she can not stand the pain,
said to be surgery to remove the uterus,
her anyway do not want children.
we just list the benefits of post-hysterectomy.
addition to no longer have to dysmenorrhea,
A sanitary napkins that can also save money,
B that can save the money to buy condoms,
C that do not cost a lot more people do the ... ...
turn of the last,
she thought for a long time,
said,
we can cut down the uterus fried food, should be quite fill the ... ...
31. From the Left Bank to the off road there are many people who sell raw footage
to see you walk Q
buddy to film children do?
was disgusted at first was that we used to have a bedroom
a buddy and his girlfriend back to Zhongguancun, particularly with computer
said depressed
harassment of children by selling pieces
tell you that nothing
this man said:
problem is that SB
came over and asked me \;
32. there is one, is listening to others talking.
the poorest end of the time saying,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
also did not open, heard the bedroom slowly boss said \female students,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
her about her entrance check-point after things.
call to check sub-station check points.
math scores, when found,
phone report:
\I kept to 60 points up? \\Some went to our class library
before,
mouth big pond here, got a thin layer of ice,
several of our discussion
the southern ice can not bear the weight of a person,
Shaanxi boss from their own experiences when he jumped onto the ice,
said: No problem, see also leave it,
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Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from the bottom slowly sank,
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most school Students were stunned by this wonderful moment.
boss reaction hsiang,
some thump to the shore,
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35. a pain in his stomach when shopping
so suddenly into the corner of 199 All you can eat hot pot restaurants
say, by a toilet floor with
happens searched is not found so I went to a second
second floor is still empty decoration Nothing
but found a toilet close to the \br> Tuoliaokuzi
squatted on the toilet towards the Perak Para ... ... thrilled!!
after I went downstairs only to find empty
strange, is value of the dinner downstairs and has almost a full house
just how suddenly deserted it? even the waiters and reception were gone ... ...
So I approached the bar,
and asked: Anybody here ? how no person?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the audience,
and speak:
Fuck! ... ... just fell from the ceiling
stool to play to the fans when you do not it? count your lucky ......
36. turn off the lights,
male dormitory collective shouting \Call! \Lights out late! \Woman! ... ... \\\row of law? \
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Microsoft: ... ....
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Microsoft ;##$%^&%$#@$% ...
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Microsoft: need, need!
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-- 作者： exirwenry
-- 發表時間： 2010/12/09 02:47pm
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